Masturbation can kill you

 Always taking matters into your own hand is not a good idea, if you know what I mean. We're into the 21st century but masturbation is still frowned upon. But did you know that there was a time when it was considered to be extremely abnormal behaviour, evil almost, to make yourself 'happy'. So how did we deal with it? How else? We portrayed it as a taboo! After all, we humans are amazing at that.

Having said all that there are dangers associated with it and some are life threatening. Here is what can happen to you if you addicted to masturbation:

Sexual headaches.

The severity of headaches caused by over masturbation develops in stages. First, at the problematic stage, the sufferer experiences fatigue and a sudden lack of concentration. The severe stage finds him with chronic fatigue and vulnerable to mood swings. The addictive stage manifests itself in the form of insomnia and instances of blurred vision, while the final, severely addictive stage encompasses all of the aforementioned symptoms with swelling headaches with occasional dizziness.

Erotic asphyxiation

Erotic asphyxiation or breath control play is the intentional restriction of oxygen to the brain for the purposes of sexual arousal. This activity of pleasuring yourself could be fatal as it can lead to a sudden pinch of a deadly instant headache or a thrust to your heart.

Based on available evidence, the victims are overwhelmingly—to the tune of about 95%—white and male. But it’s difficult to crunch the real numbers because many of these cases are categorized as suicides by family members who live in a culture where for some reason it’s considered more noble to purposely take your own life than to accidentally die whilst trying to entertain yourself sexually.

Here is a list of 4 people who died from masturbation:

1. 87-year-old man found naked and hanging by his belt.

This is allegedly the oldest victim of masturbation fatality ever reported. He was found hanging by a belt wrapped around his neck in his living room, naked and bound with ropes that crisscrossed his body from his legs up to his chest. Investigators discovered semen on his right hand as well as on the floor. 

2. Man perforates bowel after getting vibrating dildo stuck in his anus. 

At age 50, Londoner Nigel Willis was an unemployed diabetic who lived with his mother. He also apparently enjoyed pleasuring himself while having a vibrating dildo shoved up his crapper. One fateful day late in 2013 he accidentally lodged the vibrator so far up his rectum that he found it impossible to extract. He was also so humiliated by the entire sequence of events that he refused to seek help until five days later, at which point the little buzzing fake penis had already punctured his colon. He spent over a month in the hospital before finally succumbing to “multi-organ failure, sepsis and a perforated bowel.”

3. Woman dies of possible stroke while masturbating with a frozen sausage.
 
Although the woman’s body was only discovered after it was in a “severely decomposed condition,” it is suspected that her cause of death was a masturbation heart attack while diddling herself with frozen sausages:

A black woman in her early twenties was discovered in a severely decomposed condition. She was found on a bed in her locked apartment where she had resided alone. She was nude and lay face down with a pillow under her abdomen and her buttocks in the air. Her right hand was beneath her, near her vagina. Her face was turned to one side, and a knife was beneath her cheek. On the bed immediately below her vagina lay a long sausage, which in all probability, fell from her vagina after death. On the kitchen counter a package of similar sausages, once frozen, had since thawed.

  4. Woman dies of extreme arousal while masturbating with sex toy.

Nicola Paginton was young, blonde, healthy, vibrant, and seemingly had a bumptious ’n’ bountiful life ahead of her until that catastrophic day in October 2009 when, apparently flicking her bean to some porn video on her laptop, she allegedly croaked due to a “sudden cardiac arrest” from “physical and emotional arousal.”

Sources:

http://thoughtcatalog.com/jim-goad/2014/12/13-people-who-died-from-masturbating-nsfw/

http://www.scoopwhoop.com/humor/masturbation-can-be-fatal/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erotic_asphyxiation